I turned 9 months old this past week. The doctor says I look great! I weighed in at 22lbs and was measured at a whopping 29 inches long. I’m a little on the ‘bigger’ side for other kids my age, but I am very well proportioned (it must be all my muscle weighing me down!).

Hey, where did you come from? You look tasty.

I vant to suck your blood.

Gotcha! We have a date tonight!

Take the picture quick…I can’t hold this much longer!

Has anyone seen my friend Beaker? I look like him when I do this with my lips. Maybe he is teething too?

What? You don’t do this right after you’ve eaten?

It’s easy. Just fling your legs up and grab hold. Try it sometime!

Uh, oh. I think I am busted. My cardboard box fetish has been exposed! Stay tuned for more cardboard tales!